Allan's Cyberbackyard

Well... skip the talk & go see the pics there are so many websites out there already and I really don't feel like I need one... enough talk, off to see the pics I mean, who cares about somebody, whom he/she hasn't met and more than likely never will? There are too many people out there, with websites about their families, pets and means of transport - what's the point of looking at those (very intimate to them, but not to the rest of the world, if they don't happen to be some VIPs) pictures of people you had no idea existed just a moment ago? To see that there are indeed people out there - a fact that you might find hard to believe as you have been spending way too much time in front of the flickering screen, say for a few decades? Then switch the thing off and go outside to play, walk, run or just look at the skies. Anyway, that's it, I'm off now. Go see the pics if you feel like it. No nudes I'm afraid since I don't believe in cybersex and hate cyberporn. So, one more thing, would you do me a favour and scream with me from the bottom of your heart? Thanks, thought so. Here we go: MAY THE GREAT BRUTAL FIRE OF ALMIGHTY GOD COME STRAIGHT DOWN TO EARTH AND BURN ALL THE SPAMMERS, ALL THE SxxxHEADS WHO OFFER US TEEN-, HOUSEWIFE-, GRANDMA-, GAY- AND HORSEPORN, MERCILESSLY TO THE ASHES!!! LET THEM BURN!!!
Now, that was good, wasn't it? Let's go see the pics now...

oh? You'd rather read? Alrighty then...

 

 

 

AMERICA THE BEAUTY...?

    

 

...let's go for a smoke, hmm?

 

I'm really trying to be a good host here, so what would you like - some reading or some more pics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...done? Back, then!